I was on tiktok in ungodly hours of the night a few days ago, as one does, when I stumbled across a video talking about how birds were the token animal of young adult fiction. And sure, there are some bird titles. But I have a counter offer… snakes. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. But I didn’t let snakes slither into my every thought and moved on with my life.
And then, in completely unrealted events, I watched Shadow and Bone. And in true April fashion I became obsessed. Rewatching, rereading, reading fanfiction, Pinteresting in the search of fanart, the whole shebang.
Hold on, stay with me on this chaotic thought train because I promoise I’m getting to the point. I then thought to myself, HMM maybe I could combine my love for Milo the Goat and this random nugget of inspiration I had?? Just slap Milo on every snake-related YA book in sight and call it a day? Sounds fun, right?
Anyway. May I Present To You, Replacing Snakes On Young Adult Book Covers With Milo the Goat. There are no spoilers for the show in this post, just me randomly squacking about a goat.
Serpent & Dove… Milo & Dove


Milo and Lou would be best friends and I cannot be convinced otherwise
Girl, Serpent, Torn… Girl, Milo, Thorn


I will admit, I found the beginning of this one to be a bit slow. Maybe if Milo pulled up, it would bring that needed zazz.
The Ballad of the Songbirds and Snakes… The Ballad of the Songbirds and Milo


Milo would win the Hunger Games. Sorry, but I will not be taking arguments at this time.
The Queen of Nothing… The Queen Milo


ALL HAIL QUEEN MILO
Siege and Storm… Siege and Milo


Milo and Nikolai could carry this book together
I literally do not know what this post is, but I hope y’all found these as funny as I did. I’m pretty sure I lost braincells during the creation of this post, but also so so so much fun. So it balances out. Sort of. A part two is most likely in the future.

Have you watched Shadow and Bone? What did you think? Who was your favorite character? Favorite parts??

pls-I love this
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ahaha thank you!!!
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ofc! it’s sooo creative!!
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I literally fell off my chair laughing 😂
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ahaha love to hear it 😂😂
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I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life- 😂😂
Milo supremacy.
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ahaha thank you!! literally milo is the best
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BAHAHAHAHA THIS POST — The Ballad of Songbirds and Milo totally sent me omg 🤣💀 I haven’t watched the show yet (trying to exercise self-control until AP exams are over) but even I know that Milo is the best character. He deserves this post and more 😘
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AHAHAHA THANK YOU!!! hehe that’s one of my favorites too lol. oof yea AP week is rough, best of luck on your tests!! yesss as you should. one doesn’t need to see to know to suscribe the milo supremacy!! ahaha he really does! 👑 sankt milo 👑
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Aww thanks so much! 💖 And yess Sankt Milo for the win!!!!
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🐐👑
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AHHH ITS MILO— omg this … I love this so much.
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AHAHA MILO FOR THE WIN!!! thank you so much!!!
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This is chaotic and wonderful and very you 😂
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ahaha thank you!! ahh you saying that makes me so happy, this is the level of chaos i aspire to be known for 😂
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Hahahahaha 😂😂😂 this. Post.
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ahaha thank you!!!
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This is hilarious! Honestly, Milo should get his worth 😂 😂
That ballad of songbirds and milo got me cracked up. well, at least it wasn’t girl, milo thorn 😂
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ahaha thank you!!! yess milo supremacy for the win!!
ahaha i’m glad to hear that 😂 those two are my favorites to be honest haha
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Oh God April what have you done
I just couldn’t start laughing and the covers kept on getting funnier somehow 😉
Great post, hope your brain cells are doing okay, mine sure as hell aren’t
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hehe chaotic late night thoughts for the win lol. ahaha i’m so glad to hear that!! yea no, my brain cells have dipped at this point 😂
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😂😂😂😂 this is brilliant!!! Please l need more!!!
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ahaha thank you!!! i had way too much fun with this, part two is already in the works lol
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YAY!!
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This is amazing 😂
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ahaha thank you!!!
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SKFJHFKSDJDJF THIS POST I- 💀 WE STAN MILO ~SUPREMACY~ IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
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ahaha at least my tiktok addiction is good for something lol. YES MILO SUPREMACY FOR THE WIN
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This was fun 😁
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ahaha thank you!!!
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BAHAHAHAHA i love this! it reminds me of when in 2019 several books had the same stock image of a snake on the cover, and epic reads but the snake on different ya book cover. yours is much better though
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ahaha thank you!!! omg i need to find this post from epic reads now. ok update: i found it and the selection one had me DYING I CANT EVEN—
thank you, thank you very much i try lol
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right? i love the selection one lolll.
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Girl Milo Thorn is my favorite hahaha! Thank you for creating this absolute gem!
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ahaha it’s my favorite too lol. ahh thank you for reading, i had so much fun with this!!
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This is so coooooool!!!!!!
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ahh thank you so much!!!
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I can’t believe you did this 😂😂
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*cue evil laughter*
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This is a much-needed dose of laughter!!! 🙂
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ahaha so glad to hear that : )
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I totally forgot to comment when I first read this….anyway…I absolutely love this idea. 😂
It was so much fun to read!
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ahaha thank you so much!!
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No, but this had no business being this funny hahahahha (siege and milo might have been my favourite)
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ahaha thank you so much!!! i loved that one too lol : )
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A great set of books.
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thank you! hope you are able to find one you enjoy : )
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We love to see Milo supremacy! in all honesty, this was very funny haha
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yessss we stan milo here!!! ahaha thank you so much!!
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