Never Ever Getting Back Together // like. ever.

As a woman in comedy (I have a sign in my room and a fully-fledged Original Comedy script to prove it), I enjoy sitting on my little throne (imaginary, of course) of comedy knowledge and passing judgment. My funny bone is a fickle thing, but once you scratch it she’ll cackle like a hyena on…

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The Wicked Remain Review // they be wildin

I pride myself in being a word gworlie. Need some font expertise? I gotchu. Looking for the proper way to overuse em dashes? I'm your girl. Are you in the market for a walking AP stylebook? No! Oxford! Comma! (Which goes against my personal laws of existence but still...) Point is: if it's word related,…

How Maya Got Fierce Review // im back blogging like the lil holiday gremlin i am

Happy holidays to all! I find myself, once again, holed up at a family gathering reading rather than being social. It's a bit of an unfortunate pattern me thinks. But in my defence, first semester is over and for the first time in months I have nothing to worry about (aside from maybeeee some college…

Defend the Dawn Review // yeah, I can’t defend this.

This Thanksgiving, there is a lot to be thankful for. I was provided with the oppurtunity to really ponder my list in AP Psych the other day and came to two conclusions: I am thankful for understanding REM sleep cycles that allow me to utalize an online sleep calculator to maximise restful sleeping hours, and…

City of Shattered Light ARC Review // fast-paced, science-fiction fun

In leiu of writing an actual introduction, with actual, real life words, I'm opting to lean into the woman in STEM within and make bee dow click click sci-fi noises. Because! Technology and stuff! (Can you tell I'm really into tech and science fiction?) Book: City of Shattered Light Author: Claire Winn Rating: 3/5 Format:…

Home Field Advantage ARC Review // homerun, baby!

I am convinced that the term "sports ball" should be a thing while conversing about the many great facets of sporting. Maybe its the Zach Smith in me (niche theater reference), but I'm convinced it is a nugget of word gold that is severely being slept on. I mean, it is an all encompassing umbrella…

Melt With You ARC Review // i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream (but mostly me screaming AHAGHFHDEW)

Hi, yes, I am fully aware of how long and aggressive the title of this post is. But this lovely bout of cleverness came to me just as I was transfering my review from Google Docs to WordPress, and I simply couldn't pass up the comedic oppurtunity. What can I say, I'm a woman in…

A Disaster in Three Acts Review // disasterous fun, friendship, banter

Happy July! It's been a hot minute, but summer break has been slaying so far. At the beginning of the summer, my friends and I created a hot girl bucket list of all the things we wanted to check off for the summer (think: go to the beach, go to a drive-in movie, go out…

Tokyo Dreaming Blog Tour // royalty + voice + radishes

Good day peoples of the universe! It is I, April, and I am reporting live from summer vacation. Sarcastic girl summer is in full swing; beach days are beaching, sun is burning, and most important naps are napping. It's a full slay moment ngl. Even with the summery free time, I am faced with a…

Jade City vs. the hype-o-meter // sigh

Oy! Long time no see!! ... Or is it more like long time no type??? Long time so see type?? I don't know sigh. Point is: hi again! Besides my little scheduled blog tour post last week (which i still think is the coolest thing ever, in the nerdiest way possible lol), I have not…